Man to wife: “I have an app that listens to my problems, then assigns blame to my mother, father, boss, the government or you”
(Me: hahahaha)
Deft definitions
Argument: A discussion that occurs when you’re right and continues until he realizes it.
Airhead: An act you put on when pulled over for speeding.
Bar-be-que: You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up ��" for the dinner he made for his friends.
Blonde jokes: Jokes short enough for men to understand.
Grocery list: What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store.
Exercise: Walking up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.
Health info
Does acupuncture hurt?
Generally, the acupuncture needle does not hurt, though you may feel a slight pinch when it enters the skin. The acupuncture needle is very thin, smooth and solid unlike the thicker hollow hypodermic needle used for vaccination.
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First evidence of alcohol being carcinogenic
Scientists are reporting the first evidence from research on people explaining how the popular beverage may be carcinogenic. They explain that the human body breaks down, or metabolizes, the alcohol in beer, wine and hard liquor. One of the substances formed in that breakdown is acetaldehyde, a substance with a chemical backbone that resembles formaldebyde. Formaldehyde is a known human carcinogen.
(Me: One more reason why one should avoid hard drinks)
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Eating tomatoes counters the effect of cigarette smoke, and heals your lungs.
Mindchow
When wise actions are the fruit of life, wise discourse is the pollination.
Go to Heavens for the climate, Hell for the company.
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