LOKES

An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a USA Visa

 

Consul: What is your name?

Arab: Abdul Aziz

Consul: Sex?

Arab: Six to ten times a week

Consul: I mean, male or female?

Arab: Both male & female and sometimes even camels

Consul: Holy cow!

Arab: Yes, cows and dogs too!!

Consul: Man .... isn't it hostile?

Arab: Horse style, dog style, any style

Consul: Oh ... dear!

Arab: Deer? No deer, they run too fast!

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John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said,  "Here's
to spending the rest  of me Life, between the  legs
of me wife  !"

That won him the top prize at the pub for the  best
toast of  the night !

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won  the
prize for  the Best toast of The night."

She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your  toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me
life, sitting in  church beside me wife."

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!"  Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's  drinking
buddies on the street Corner.  The man chuckled
leeringly and said, "John won the  prize the other
night at The pub with a toast  about you, Mary."

She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a  bit
surprised myself. You know, he's  only been in
there twice in the last four  years. "Once I had to pull him by
the ears to make him come,  and the other time he fell
asleep".