An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam.. I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" "Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat." "But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties and your privates are exposed!"
said the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 75 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
1. Having one child make you a parent but having two makes you a referee.
2.Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is always the husband.
3. You can't buy love but you pay heavily for it.
4. Wife and husband compromise, husband admits that he is wrong and agrees sometimes with her.
5. Our language is called MOTHER TONGUE because the father never gets a chance to speak.
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