A devout Muslim entered a black cab in London. He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music because in the time of the prophet there was no music, especially Western music which is the music of the infidel.
The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab and opened the door.
The Arab asked him, "What are you doing?"
The cabbie answered,
"In the time of the prophet there were no taxis, so fuck off and wait for a camel!!"
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Wife texts husband on a cold winters morning:
"Windows frozen."
Husband texts back:
"Pour some Luke warm water over it"
Wife texts back:
"Computer completely fucked now"
“You can only see well with the heart, the essential is invisible for the eyes"
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