WEIGHT LOSS

A guy calls the company and orders their 5-day, 10   pound weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there  before him stands a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the  weight loss company.

  The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later after huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the  same

thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.

The next day, there's a knock at the door and there  stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her  neck that reads, 'If you catch me, you can have me'.

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting inbetter and better shape.

Much to his delight, on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program. 'Are you sure?' asks the representative  on the phone. 'This is our most rigorous program.'

'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in  years.'

The next day, there's a knock at the door and, when he opens it, he finds a BIG, muscular guy with 8 inches rock hard prick, standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you, you're mine.'

He lost 63 pounds that week.

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