A 54 year old rich woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital .
While on the intensive care unit , she had near death experience .
Seeing GOD she asked " IS MY TIME UP ?"
GOD said " NO , YOU HAVE ANOTHER 43 YEARS , 2 MONTHS & 8 DAYS TO LIVE"
Upon recovery , the woman decided to stay in the hospital
FACE LIFT , LIPOSUCTION , BREAST IMPLANTS & A TUMMY TUCK
She even had someone come in and change her HAIR COLOR & BRIGHTEN HER TEETH !
Since she had more so much time to live ,
she figured she might as well make the most of it
after her last OPERATION , she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her way home ,
SHE WAS ACCIDENTALLY HIT BY A RUSHING AMBULANCE.
DEAD ON THE SPOT !
ARRIVING IN FRONT OF GOD.....
SHE DEMANDED, " i thought you said i had another 43 years ?"
"WHY DIDN'T YOU PULL ME OUT FROM THE PATH OF THE RUSHING AMBULANCE"?
....YOU' LL LOVE THIS ...
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