ONE LINE HUMOUR

One Line Humour

 

[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.. 

 

[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you area referee. 

 

[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is  always right and the other is the husband! 

 

[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I  tried - but they wanted cash. 

 

[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month  after you've purchased new school uniforms. 

 

[6] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later. 

 

[7] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it. 

 

[8] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. 

 

[9] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.. 

 

[10] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. 

 

[11] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me. 

 

[12] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job  to others. 

 

[13] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner. Prettiest one  !!!

 

[14] A successful marriage requires falling in love many  times, always with the same person. 

 

[15] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them. 

 

[16] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss. 

 

[17] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you. 

 

[18] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak! 

 

[19] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. 

 

[20] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it!