JOKES

• They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.

• Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home & devil in bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home & economist in Bed.
• Q: Why do women live longer than men?

A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

• Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.

After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue.. U r my , one day I'll kill u.

• Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

• Man: Is there any way for long life?

Dr: Get married..
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

• Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?

It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

• Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?

Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

And lastly

Marriage is the only institution where two enemies sleep together.