Unusual Notices….
In Copenhagen airline ticket office:
We take your bags and send them in all directions.
In a clothing store:
Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks.
Outside a second hand shop:
We exchange anything – bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?
Notice in a field:
The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free but the bull charges.
On a beauty parlour window:
Don’t whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother!
In a hotel lobby:
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
In a Swiss restaurant:
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
In a Russian cemetery:
You are welcome to visit the local cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
Bangkok dry cleaner shop:
Drop your trousers here for best result.
In office of a Roman doctor:
Specialist in women and other diseases.
In a Bangkok temple:
It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner dressed as a man.
On Hong Kong dentist’s chamber:
Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
Japanese hotel on air conditioner:
Cools and Heats: if you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
Hong Kong tailor shop:
Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
On German’s Black Forest:
It is strictly forbidden in our black forest camping site that people of different sex, men and women live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.
In a Rome Laundry:
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
On a Czech tourist agency:
Take one of our horse driven city tours – we guarantee no miscarriages.
It is very easy to defeat someone, but it is very hard to win someone!
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