Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Their last name stays put.
The garage is all theirs.
Chocolate is just another snack.
They can be President.
They can never be pregnant.
Still don't need sanitary napkins.
Saved from the labour pains.
They can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
They can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell them the truth.
The world is their urinal.
They don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Wrinkles add character.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle their feet.
One mood all the time. !
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
They know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
They can open all their own jars.
If someone forgets to invite them, he or she can still be their friend.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
Are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
Everything on their face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
Can wear shorts no matter how their legs look.
They can "do" their nails with a pocket knife.
Have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
Can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
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