QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT YOU !!!!!

QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT YOU !!!!!


How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?


Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'.... but it's only a 'penny
for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?


Why does a round pizza come in a square box?


How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would
be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?


Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up
like every two hours?


If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?


Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?


Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?


Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.



Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?


Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!


If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, what is baby oil made from?


If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?


Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?


Why did you just try singing the two songs above?


Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but
call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your butt?


Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the
window?

Why, Why, Why

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries
are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there
is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion
stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you
throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

If people evolved from apes,
why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles
are always white?


Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their
vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it
down to give the vacuum one more chance?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a
shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all
right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really
hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?'

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling
off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?


How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are
suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best
friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.


Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?